Trigal's Back ALLRIGHT!

So here's some info for you losers.

As many of you I disappeared from the scene for a bit. Schooling wannabe and elite triathletes needs to be done on the roads, not on a blog...get a life jackasses. Things have been awesome with me. Supersoulmate B and I are closer than ever and life is exactly what I want it to be...well actually sometimes too much. I'll explain.

You see to be a true elite athlete you have to be like a championship racehorse. By that I mean you need to come from good genes. No, fatty, go back to the couch. Seeing what your parents looked like in your scrapbook before they killed themselves just after your birth won't help. They were fat and lazy and guess what? You're bigger than they were. You see, in my absence I was spending sometime in South America getting myself, well, enhanced! You see I found that while everyone telling me how awesome I am that I needed to push through and rise to the top of my game.

I sought out the services of Dr. F located deep in the mountains just outside a small fishing village near Bogota where he's set up an oasis/training/"therapy" facility. Just getting off the plane and taking the modest little taxi up to his compound I could feel my massive heart pounding within my chest. I was excited to see what the doctor could do for me, although he'd probably try and clone me if given the chance I'm sure. Once I arrived I called Supersoulmate B to tell him how much I loved him. He was so busy working on the apartment that he didn't want to stop painting it to run off on another crazy adventure with me.So, long story short, Dr. F was checking out my genetic makeup to see how I measured up when compared to other world class athletes. He mentioned that I might want to consider some "therapy" as I seemed to have acquired some inferior genes from my father. Of course. It would never be my mother, she was too strong and perfect for him anyways (and I take after her obviously). So sometimes you have to disappear to come back stronger, faster...you know? Oh that's right...you don't.

Well Trigal is back on the scene and my competitive edge is sharper and deadlier than ever. Who wants to play? You're gonna need some help to handle all this.Losers, don't expect me to post at the rate that I did in the past with the Olympics coming up...I'll be training and killing.