Haterade

I have to put up with a lot of grief from other triathletes. Just look at the trolls commenting on this site. Even in "real life" there's always some beeyatch trying to psyche me out at a race. Other women love to play mental games - it's such a bitchy girl thing to do. I've never understood why all women can't just say "Hey, we have GIRL POWER! We're on the same team. Let's be friends." Instead I hear them making catty remarks behind my back -- pure jealousy! I see them staring at me, acting like what I'm wearing isn't cool enough for those fashion plates. They spread some horrible rumors too. Like the other day at the pool, girls were gossiping about me in the showers. I knew it was happening because I heard them whispering about cheating and then they totally stopped talking when I came into the shower room. There's another rumor about me using EPO! Not that anyone would know, since age groupers aren't tested, but come on! How would I even get EPO? I can barely afford all the Advil I have to consume to maintain my training regimen! Thank goodness my friend A. keeps me up to date on what everyone says behind my back. Just try to keep your secrets from me, C-Nuts!