Over the last couple of years I've noticed an epidemic in triathlon: the team. Triathlon is an individual sport. And yet all of these newbies who want "accomplishments" insist on banding together into teams and clubs. They do this because they can't succeed on their own. Alone they are losers (because anyone who doesn't win is automatically a loser). But as a group they think they are more than just a bunch of losers because they have matching jerseys and discounts at the LBS. In my opinion 15 losers are 15 losers who would probably do better under the mentorship of a winner. Occasionally a winner will join one of these teams - probably because of peer pressure, sometimes a winner doesn't want to be the only triathlete in a small community not on the team for fear of snobbishness. That's pure weakness.
Yes, I have been pressured to join my local club. How they would love to have me! But because I am strong I go the course alone. I don't care what those effing losers think of me. And as for jerseys, yes some teams have cute ones and some have ugly ones. That's why I am making my own jersey. For my team of one. But I need a team name. Any suggestions?
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7 comments:
Are you really that much of a bitch or is your blog a joke?
Training is only a joke to losers like you.
Seriously.
You write as if you are "little miss all that and more pro triathlete"
And yet, there are NO results posted and your name isn't posted either.
I think you are a fake.
Seriously.
You write as if you are "little miss all that and more pro triathlete"
And yet, there are NO results posted and your name isn't posted either.
I think you are a fake.
If I was in one of those clubs, I sure as hell wouldn't be asking you to join.
Love the blog, had me rolling on the floor! Don't let haters get you down,
you rule!!!
Yawanna
Great work.
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